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A is for Aileron

Written in the style of a classic children’s rhyming alphabet book by a former Countdown Octochamp, A is for Aileron is an amusing, illustrated walk through some of the words that you will never use anywhere other than the popular Channel 4 gameshow. As well as learning words from AILERON to ZONULE, you’ll also pick up some invaluable Countdown tips and learn why TOENAILS is the most powerful word in the English language.

This unofficial book is not endorsed by or affiliated with Countdown, Channel 4 or its associates in any way.

Merry Hiss-Mas

Sammy the Snake loves the snow. All he wants to do at Christmas time is ski, sledge and build snowmen. Unfortunately, it’s not easy for a cold-blooded reptile. What will it take to make his Christmas wish come true?

A delightful rhyming picture book for Christmas time

Frida the Witch Doesn’t Like Cats

A witch, as you know, must always have a cat… but Frida the witch is not happy with that. Frida tries to find a more suitable animal to call her own, but after working her way through a rabbit, a pig, a snake and even an elephant, she realises that maybe cats aren’t so bad after all, and what she really needs is a career change. 

Illustrated by Lisa Hand, this book is currently seeking a publisher. Please use the contact form to request a dummy book.

The Princess and the Monkey

Steve’s next self-publishing project is a work in progress. Keep an eye on the Blog for updates